We really like SHIT!

Okay...so we're away from the DOG TOILET for ten days, but we can't seem to get away from SHIT. This morning we went to the Meteor Crater tourist trap in Arizona. After the movie, the museum, and the cheesy lecture given by the shortest man I've ever seen, we (of course) had to walk through the gift shop. Of course, we found the petrified DINO DUNG! And...to our surprise, Dave LICKED it! He did it so he could say that he licked dinosaur SHIT! YUCK! It's actually called "Caprolite" and must be valuable, because they were selling in the rock shop part of the gift shop.

Here's what it looked like in size and shape:

I wonder if they make a "I Licked Dino Shit" t-shirt???

P.S. I highly recommend seeing the Meteor Crater, it was pretty cool!!

Super F-I-L Called the City! No Shit!

What will happen now? Dave's dad called the City. They will supposedly write a letter to the neighbors to clean the DOG SHIT TOILET everyday! I hope this will be more successful than the last time the City got involved, because NOTHING happened last time.

I guess the "rule" is that they are supposed clean the SHIT everyday. We're lucky if we get once a week. I'd love to see a little bleach on the cement, too. We've been away for a few days, so I have no idea what the SHIT PAD looks like, but I'll make an honest bet that it just has more SHIT on it than when we left.

Thank you to the F-I-L for making the call. He really cares about the health of his grandbabies!! I might have to buy him this shirt:

Last one for a few days.

We're on vacation right now and I'm typing from the computer at our hotel in Denver. I snapped this picture this morning before we left...unfortunately, no magic DOG-SHIT-PICKER-UPPER fairy cleaned the mess last night.

We'll be home on June 27. It'll be interesting to see what happens to the SHIT-MENT dog toilet while we're gone. I'm hoping that whoever swims at our house while we're away snaps a photo or two, and emails them to me, so I can keep the blog going.

I guess you can really see the weeds we have inside our fence over here. No one wants to go pull them because of the TOXIC aroma! Please don't judge our weed pulling, the rest of the yard looks great!

It did rain, and they didn't pick it up.

Yum! Wet SHIT! They didn't pick it up before the rain, so now, it's getting soaked even more into the cement.

Today It's Going to RAIN on the SHIT SPOT that is next to my house!

The weather forecast predicts rain this afternoon...nothing like MUSHY SHIT on cement. Here's the photo for today, notice how much more URINE there is and the poop just keeps coming. I LOVE that there is a SNOW SHOVEL to scoop it up - that just lets us all know how long they wait to clean it up.

I've never had a dog; I'm allergic to them. But, I assume that most people will let their dogs run in the backyard and do their SHIT there. Or, take their dog for a walk and pick up the shit with a scooper. If you notice in the above photo, the gigantic URINE spot moved from yesterday's spot. The dogs don't even want to PEE in the same place on their SHIT PAD - they chose the southwest corner of the SHIT PAD today.

Here's the beautiful green grass that no one, NO ONE, uses except to mow:

If you were a dog, wouldn't you LOVE to run in that yard??!

I Love Summer....but the DOG SHIT stinks!

So, my husband and I are school teachers and we get to stay at home with our children in the summer. We bought a house 10 years ago and it has a lovely backyard pool. A few years ago, we got some new neighbors on the side of the house where the pool entrance is. Two years ago, they installed some cement right next to our pool entrance. That cement pad happens to be where their two dogs come outside all year TO SHIT! So, while we are entertaining ourselves, family, and friends, everyone who walks into our backyard has to walk past our neighbor's dogs' toilet. Nevermind the fact that we like to grill and eat in our backyard, too. Hmmm...I wonder what the flies are doing in our neighborhood?? Isn't it a lovely view:

We have called the City on them and have asked them to clean it up. They do, but very rarely.

This blog will chronicle the progression of the DOG SHIT next to our pool gate.

There are currently 56 pieces of SHIT along with an approximately one foot square puddle of URINE on that cement slab.

This is how close it is to our gate: